Because Bad Things Happen To Good People

Alright, Alright. Just before you start judging in your head, I willingly admit. I’ve been ruined by the internet. I was exposed to the dark depths of its wickedness when I was still too young. 

Eleven years to be exact.

And in our time, that was waaaay too young.

 The said internet then crawled inside me and laid eggs. Those eggs hatched and birthed terrible tendencies that slowly consumed the better parts of my brain (heart?) until all that is left now is a filthy layer of reeking skepticism.

One of the many horrible side effects of this ruination is that it now takes a lot to make me laugh. And sometimes, what tickles my fancy is horrifically dark and disturbing stuff that should in no way cause a human being to giggle.

So last week on one of my evil adventures, I stumbled upon these unfortunate people who probably wished they took off days to just sleep:

Like this guy who might have to sleep at an ex's for a night or two:

Or this guy, who'll never be able to explain to his kids why he lost his job

 

This mum who is most definitely a teenager

Justine

This waiter, who probably made the bride commit murder on her wedding night

And this very 'intelligent' friend:

And I wouldn't be surprised at all if this was Penny from Big Bang Theory

Ha

 

Katie, who texted on her death bed

And because no loyalty in this world compares to that of an xbox?

This proof that City Council Askaris of the entire world are cruel:

So! Happy November y'all, just be a horrible person and none of these will ever be you.